10 Things I Have Learned From Harrison

10. When you are hungry scream at the top of your lungs and thrash around like a crazy man. It also helps if you try to suck on any available body part regardless of the holders gender - arms, noses and chins are favorites.

9. Baby nails are sharper than razors but nearly impossible to cut. Don't even get me started on baby toenails.

8. Formula poo really is much worse than breast milk poo.

7. All hell breaks loose at 4pm.

6. Walking outside solves almost any problem.

5. Day and night mean absolutely nothing.

4. Lights are profound and mysterious things that must be stared at.

3. A new clean outfit should be spit up on immediately (bonus points if the adult does not have a burp cloth handly).

2. Always scream at the top of your lungs when guest are present. Quite down and act like an angel as soon soon as they leave.

1. Gas is your biggest enemy!